Hardik will launch Ambani Jr

Splurging Rs 20 crore on Hardik Pandya which is just chump change will yield the Ambani Jr tremendous goodwill adding to the extravagant Rs 1000 crore wedding celebration.

Imagine the scene: Ambani Jr, donning a top hat and tuxedo, steps up to the podium, clearing his throat as the spotlight shines on him.

“Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special treat for you today!” he announces, his voice booming through the speakers. “We’re about to witness the public humiliation of one man who you all hated, the so-called ‘Chhapri’ of Indian cricket.” The crowd erupts in a mix of cheers, as Hardik is dragged onto the stage, his hands bound and a dunce cap firmly placed on his head.

And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for!” Ambani Jr announces, his voice dripping with theatrical flair. “We present to you, the new captain of the Indian cricket team — the Smiling goodie goodie”

The crowd erupts in thunderous applause , the beloved goodie goodie is hoisted onto the stage, a crown perched atop his head. The Ambanis, basking in the adulation, wave to the crowd, their PR machines working overtime to portray Ambani Jr as the saviors of Indian cricket and the Indian Nation.